Title: Knowing Me, Knowing You
Pairing: None.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Rampant idiocy, crossdressing, second-hand embarrassment.
Summary: Denmark shows up at Sweden's, drunk, dressed as a woman. A very familiar woman. Well then.
Notes: Belated Birthday present for Bice, and the first day of Ficmas!

( They are IDIOTS. )

Title: What the hell is this shit why.
Pairing: Netherlands/Denmark
Summary: Den and Ned QWOP in bed.
Rating: I dunno, R.
Warnings: Bros it's me. Crack, crack, crack, porn, crack.

( No seriously. Just...go on with your day. Theeeeere we go. )

Title: Mpreg? No Problem!
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairing: Netherlands/Denmark, England
Summary: In which Netherlands learns that Denmark is not, in fact, high when he says he can have kids. Short one-shot.
KM Prompt: An inebriated romp between the sheets results in a broken condom and a pregnancy scare. The catch? No angst - Ned & Den are such ( Read more... )

Title: Snowblinder
Characters: Netherlands, Russia
Location: Hortus Botanicus, Amsterdam, summer 1697
Rating: PG
Summary: Peter the I of Russia wants to catch butterflies with the mayor of Amsterdam and one of Netherlands’ prominent scientists. The boys are forced along for the ride.
Warnings: I thought this was gonna be complete crack but then ( Read more... )

Title: The Fairest of...the G8 ( Read more... )